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Notice how people are antagonized by technology?

Our machines are full of naggy pop-ups and nothing seems to work right.

Seniors are being scammed left and right.

Consumers suffer at the hands of condescending Big Box Store jokers who have 12 minutes of training.

They lug their machines to a shop and wait weeks for an answer.

They end up throwing away perfectly good computers and wasting billions on fake security subscriptions.

 

Dudes are out there doing virus scans like it's 1992.

Meanwhile, newer threats run rampant.

Legalized Spyware, Update Attacks, Cryptolocker/Hostageware, and
Support Scams.

Yet, the prevailing IT cert teaches trivia questions about floppy disks.

It's time to update the industry.

 

What are you doing with your life?

Maybe you...

Work in a chicken coop, and dream about breaking free.

Are looking for a way to make extra money on your own schedule.

Need a more fulfilling job, but don't know where to go.

 

Turns out everyone wants real human service.

People are sick of phone-trees and impersonal tech support folks reading scripts to them over the phone. They're willing to pay anything for a Real Human Being to simplify their digital lives.

So, we took our proven model with over 1,800 satisfied clients, and turned it into The Computer Exorcist Training.

It's disruptive: We make people's machines maintenance-free - no monthly fees, hassle, or worry.

It's real: It's unfiltered and honest. No fake corporate tiptoeing here.

This is the first and only residential IT certification in the world, and the only place you'll learn:

  • How to perform in-home tech support services for people in your area - properly.
  • How to save people from monthly fees, and the constant issues their last guy couldn't solve.
  • How to make a consumer's digital life simple, stable, consistent, maintenance-free, and virtually bulletproof.
  • How to take a slow computer left for dead and make it last for many more years, saving it from the landfill.
  • Objective recommendations for ETHICAL and RELIABLE brands.
  • How to explain things in Plain English instead of talking down to people.
  • How to protect people from Fake WiFi, Cloud-Sucking Schemes, Rental Software Schemes, Update Attacks, Toolbars, Fake Cleaners, and other anti-services.
  • How to perform our exclusive Real Proper Backup, the only human-verifiable backup method.
  • Concepts decades beyond the leading IT certification. What you learn here isn't offered anywhere else.

You'll thrill your clients and leave all the jokers in the dust.

 

It's a win-win-win.

"The Teknosophy Computer Exorcist method is, in a word, phenomenal. Marc-Anthony is a wealth of knowledge and information, and his self-taught approaches, based on years of hands-on experiences, are incredibly effective. Whether you’re a novice with little extended experience in the field, or someone who has professionally trained skills, you will find Marc-Anthony’s training invaluable. Throughout the apprenticeship, he kept me entertained with his big personality and humor, and imparted loads of wisdom upon me. Having access to his knowledgebase, and himself as a resource, has been invaluable throughout the entire process. If you’re interested in becoming a Computer Exorcist, I would highly recommend him! You can't go wrong making a living protecting seniors."

-Drew Muscarella, Flour City Tech (The First Certified Computer Exorcist)

 

 


 

Learn More

Grab the eBook "How to Protect Yourself from Your Computer" absolutely FREE for a limited time! It explains the concepts and scams of the industry in Plain English. Alternatively, buy the paperback here.

 

Listen to The Computer Exorcist Show - where we make fun of technology and the house of cards it's become.


 

Powerful Online Training

Buy the Computer Exorcist Training Modules one at a time so you can learn at your own budget and pace.

 

You'll learn:

  • Performing the holistic residential on-site technician service
  • Cleaning the 3 major Operating Systems
  • Performing Email Transitions and En-Masse Email Cleanups
  • Recommendations, and access to our "Marc Special" line of products
  • Answers to Frequently Asked Questions

No prior IT experience required! We just need you to be comfortable with file management.
Start a lean side business and watch it go viral. It's like Mary Kay for nerds!

 


Talk to Us

Contact us to schedule a no-obligation demonstration.

support at teknosophy dot com

or call +1 585 789 1856

 


 

Licensed Affiliate Program

We're looking to license local affiliates in every city.

 

What You Get

  • A current copy of our Knowledgebase, covering almost anything you'll need to know in Residential and SOHO IT
  • Assistance with setting up your business, including proven methods to help your business go viral
  • Training for one technician
  • 100 hours of phone-based support, subject to availability

Going Forward

  • Subsequent ongoing tech support is available from HQ at current rates.
  • Updated Knolwedgebase for the latest insights against the latest threats from the industry is available at current continuing ed rates.

Licensees in good standing also receive:

  • A listing on our website in the "Find an Exorcist in Your Area" section.
  • The right to syndicate The Computer Exorcist Show onto a local radio station in their area.

Contact us for pricing and availability!