everybody hates technology
Do you know anyone who is overwhelmed by technology?
We're increasingly dependent on technology, but it antagonizes us.
Our machines are full of nagging pop-ups and nothing seems to work right.
Consumers suffer at the hands of condescending Big Box Store jokers who have 12 minutes of training.
They lug their machines to a shop and wait weeks for an answer.
They end up throwing away perfectly good computers and wasting billions on fake security subscriptions.
Dudes are out there doing virus scans like it's 1992.
Meanwhile, The New Threats run rampant:
People are tormented by Legalized Spyware, Update Attacks, Cryptolocker/Hostageware, and Support Scams.
Yet, the prevailing IT cert teaches trivia questions about floppy disks.
It's time to update the industry.
Would you like to protect people for a living?
Maybe you...
Work in a chicken coop, and dream about breaking free.
Are looking for a way to make extra money on your own schedule.
Want a more fulfilling job, but don't know what to do.
Turns out everyone wants real human service.
People are sick of phone-trees and impersonal tech support folks reading scripts to them over the phone. They're willing to pay anything for a Real Human Being to simplify their digital lives.
Teknosophy began as a side gig in 2009, took it full-time in 2011, and have been overwhelmed with calls ever since. I remember back around 2013 I was booked out two months. I couldn't let people fall in to the clutches of Big Box Store, knowing that someone could wipe out all their photos and tell them they needed a new machine.
I started as a guy just wanting to pay the bills, and realized consumers, especially seniors, were not being served properly. So, I took my proven model with over 1,800 satisfied clients, and turned it into The Computer Exorcist Training.
This is the first and only residential IT certification in the world.
I'll give you the tools to:
- perform in-home tech support services for people in your area - properly.
- save people from monthly fees, and the constant issues their last guy couldn't solve.
- make a consumer's digital life simple, stable, consistent, maintenance-free, and virtually bulletproof.
- take a slow computer left for dead and make it last for many more years, saving it from the landfill.
- give objective recommendations for ETHICAL and RELIABLE brands.
- explain things in Plain English instead of talking down to people.
- protect people from Fake WiFi, Cloud-Sucking Schemes, Rental Software Schemes, Update Attacks, Toolbars, Fake Cleaners, and other anti-services.
- perform our exclusive Real Proper Backup, the only human-verifiable backup method.
What you'll learn here isn't offered anywhere else. These concepts are decades beyond the leading IT certification.
It's disruptive: We make people's machines maintenance-free - no monthly fees, hassle, or worry. You'll thrill your clients and leave all the jokers in the dust. Nobody else is doing this.
It's real, unfiltered, and honest. No fake corporate tiptoeing here.
It's a win-win-win.
"The Teknosophy Computer Exorcist method is, in a word, phenomenal. Marc-Anthony is a wealth of knowledge and information, and his self-taught approaches, based on years of hands-on experiences, are incredibly effective. Whether you’re a novice with little extended experience in the field, or someone who has professionally trained skills, you will find Marc-Anthony’s training invaluable. Throughout the apprenticeship, he kept me entertained with his big personality and humor, and imparted loads of wisdom upon me. Having access to his knowledgebase, and himself as a resource, has been invaluable throughout the entire process. If you’re interested in becoming a Computer Exorcist, I would highly recommend him! You can't go wrong making a living protecting seniors."
-Drew Muscarella, Flour City Tech (The First Certified Computer Exorcist)
Get to know us first:
Grab the eBook "How to Protect Yourself from Your Computer" absolutely FREE for a limited time! It explains the concepts and scams of the industry in Plain English. Alternatively, buy the paperback here.
Listen to The Computer Exorcist Podcast - where we make fun of technology and the house of cards it's become.
Learn from the Master
A La Carte
Buy the Computer Exorcist Training Modules a la carte, so you can learn what you need, at your own budget and pace.
You'll learn:
- Performing the holistic residential on-site technician service
- Cleaning the 3 major Operating Systems
- Performing Email Transitions and En-Masse Email Cleanups
- Recommendations for the most reliable, cost-effective brands and models
- Answers to Frequently Asked Questions
No prior IT experience required! We just need you to be comfortable with file management.
Learn so you can start protecting yourself, or you can start a lean side business and watch it go viral. It's like Mary Kay for nerds!
One-on-one supplemental training is available from HQ at our normal rates.
Partner with Us
Want us to help you to set up a local affiliate, or help you design ethical products?
Schedule a free video chat with us:
support at teknosophy dot com
or call +1 585 789 1856