everybody hates technology
Who isn't overwhelmed by technology?
We're increasingly dependent on technology, but it antagonizes us, and it's getting more complicated by the week.
Our machines are full of nagging pop-ups and nothing seems to work right.
Consumers suffer at the hands of condescending Big Box Store jokers who have 12 minutes of training.
They lug their machines to a shop and wait weeks for an answer.
They end up throwing away perfectly good computers and wasting billions on fake security subscriptions.
Computer joker shooting in the darkDudes are out there doing virus scans like it's 1992.
Meanwhile, The New Threats run rampant:
People are tormented by Legalized Spyware, Update Attacks, Cryptolocker/Hostageware, and Support Scams.
Yet, the prevailing IT cert teaches trivia questions about floppy disks.
It's time to update the industry.
Make money helping people with their technology.
Maybe you...Endless Cubicles
Work in a chicken coop, and dream about breaking free.
Are allergic to a normal 9-to-5, like I am.
Are looking for a way to make extra money on your own schedule.
Want a more fulfilling job, but don't know what to do.
Computer Exorcist Training Workshops will set you apart.
I started Teknosophy as a side gig in 2009, as a single guy needing to pay the bills. I discovered consumers, especially seniors, were being milked for monthly fees, for nothing more than a false sense of security.
People want real human service. They're sick of phone-trees and untrained folks reading off of scripts. Turns out they're willing to pay anything for a Real Human Being to simplify their digital lives.
So I developed a method that puts an end to the problems. I soon became overwhelmed with calls. In 2013 I was booked out two months. I couldn't turn someone away, lest they fall in to the clutches of a Big Box Store joker who wipes out your data and tries to sell you a new machine.
I took my proven model with over 1,900 satisfied clients, and turned it into The Computer Exorcist Training.
As the industry becomes increasingly frustrating, the demand is only going to increase.
This is the first and only residential IT certification in the world. You'll learn to:
- perform in-home tech support services for people in your area - properly.
- save people from monthly fees, and the constant issues their last guy couldn't solve.
- make a consumer's digital life simple, stable, consistent, maintenance-free, and virtually bulletproof.
- take a slow computer left for dead and make it last for many more years, saving it from the landfill.
- give objective recommendations for ETHICAL and RELIABLE brands.
- explain things in Plain English instead of talking down to people.
- protect people from Fake WiFi, Cloud-Sucking Schemes, Rental Software Schemes, Update Attacks, Toolbars, Fake Cleaners, and other anti-services.
- perform our exclusive Real Proper Backup, the only human-verifiable backup method.
We make people's machines maintenance-free - no monthly fees, hassle, or worry. You'll thrill your clients and leave all the jokers in the dust. Nobody else is doing this.
Teknosophy Superhero
It's a win-win-win.
"The Teknosophy Computer Exorcist method is, in a word, phenomenal. Marc-Anthony is a wealth of knowledge and information, and his self-taught approaches, based on years of hands-on experiences, are incredibly effective. Whether you’re a novice with little extended experience in the field, or someone who has professionally trained skills, you will find Marc-Anthony’s training invaluable. Throughout the apprenticeship, he kept me entertained with his big personality and humor, and imparted loads of wisdom upon me. Having access to his knowledgebase, and himself as a resource, has been invaluable throughout the entire process. If you’re interested in becoming a Computer Exorcist, I would highly recommend him! You can't go wrong making a living protecting seniors."
-Drew Muscarella, Flour City Tech (The First Certified Computer Exorcist)
Get Started
It's about time people get educated about this industry, and we have plenty of ways to teach you.
Start with my book: "How to Protect Yourself from Your Computer" explains the concepts, scams, and scandals of the industry in Plain English. Buy it here or grab the eBook here free for a limited time.
Next, listen to The Computer Exorcist Podcast - where we make fun of technology and the house of cards it's become.
When you're ready, Contact HQ to ask any questions you have. Advice and encouragement are free!
Then check out a Computer Exorcist Virtual Online Town Hall or Training Workshop from the comfort of your own home! Some will be free, others will be paid. Click here for the current schedule.
You can also buy the Computer Exorcist Training Modules a la carte, so you can learn what you need, at your own budget and pace.
- Perform the holistic residential on-site technician service
- Clean the 3 major Operating Systems
- Orchestrate Email Transitions and En-Masse Email Cleanups
- Recommend the most reliable, cost-effective brands and models
- Answer Frequently Asked Questions
It's real, unfiltered, and honest. No fake corporate tiptoeing here.
No prior IT experience required! We just need you to be comfortable with file management.
Learn the knowledge to protect yourself, or you can start a lean side business and watch it go viral. It's like Mary Kay for nerds! Training is affordable so you'll make your money back in no time.
Additionally, one-on-one supplemental training is available from HQ at our normal rates, and we release bulletins regarding new threats as needed.