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Overwhelmed by technology? Here's how we solve it.

If you're a residential or home office client who is sick of being talked down to by "computer geeks", or tired of running virus scans to no avail, look no further.

There's no need for any of the suffering!

You have the right to do your work in peace, free from interruption. That's why we offer Luxury in Simplicity℠ - Our radical approach is to make your technology simple, fast, and maintenance-free, once and for all.

Core Corporate Values

  • End the break-fix cycle: Rather than make you into a subscriber, we'd rather fix it once right, and make you so happy you tell all your friends!
  • High integrity: We respect your privacy and your data. We implement proper backups as opposed to the often-unreadable automated backup drives.
  • Professional approach: We dress professionally, and always call to confirm appointments.
  • Respect: We won't talk down to you or sell you overkill services. We enlighten and empower you with simple explanations.
  • Relationship driven: We are more than “computer guys”; we are your personal technology consultants, and we'll get to know what you actually need.
  • Unbiased honesty: Since we are fully independent, we can give you the honest truth about products, and protect you from abusive services and scams.

Why our visit pays for itself

  • We blow away your expectations: We can make your PC twice as fast as new - no matter how new it is!
  • In-home service: You don't have to lug your PC somewhere and leave it there for weeks!
  • Effective service:Decades of training and deep troubleshooting skills mean no shooting in the dark!
  • Simplifying the use of technology into a more organic experience: We protect you from update attacks, notifications, and clutter so you can get your work done.
  • Save time: Systems cleaned by us are maintenance-free.
  • We're thorough and pay attention to detail: Our services include implementing proper email, which means perfectly synchronized among your devices and not scattered across them.
  • Save money: We'll make sure you're not overspending on things like ink cartridges, fake security, or rental schemes. Plus, the computers we design and recommend are usually much cheaper than those you'd find elsewhere.

Why we're revolutionary

Teknosophy-certified Computer Exorcists are the only ones in your town who can combat The New Threats:


  • Legalized Spyware: Toolbars & Fake Cleaners
  • Update Attacks
  • Hostageware/Ransomware
  • Fake Tech Support Scams


We are also the only shop in town to offer the maintenance-free and virtually bulletproof MINT operating system, for those seeking extreme reliability, simplicity, and security!



Rather than performing the usual superficial maintenance, we offer comprehensive in-home services to make your entire digital life more stable. Having a slow computer is just the tip of the iceberg. 


  • We make sure your email is properly synchronized between your desktop, laptop, tablets, and smartphones.
  • We remove Fake Rental WiFi devices from your Internet provider and stabilize your connections with Real Routers.
  • We have created the exclusive Toolbar Shield™ to prevent toolbars (a new form of legal spyware) from breaking into Firefox and Chrome.
  • We replace unsafe software with safer products, so you're less likely to have problems from then on.
  • We ensure verifiable Proper Backup methods are used, so you're ransomware-proof and disaster-proof!
  • We educate you about update attack control: Ever notice how your computer and phone are rearranged, damaged, or much slower after an update? We believe consumers have a right to protect themselves from these, and at the very least control when they happen.


A slow computer is just the tip of the iceberg.A slow computer is just the tip of the iceberg.